Why? Why are my children awake at 0530? and even worse why am I awake at 0400? My husband lies happily snoring until his alarm clock sounds at 0600 and yet I am awake.
Whatever happened to all of those stories of stay at home moms who sleep til ten, paint their nails all day and eat bon bons? Did I miss something at SAHM Orientation? Is there a magic wand somewhere with my name on it?
Ugh... I'm going to get a cup of coffee!